National Tell A Joke Day ๐Ÿ˜†

Jokes

Today (16th August) we’re celebrating national tell a joke day! The day when we get to share some of our favourite travel jokes with you.ย 

Got ย some jokes of your own? Let us know in the comments section!

Where do sharks go on summer vacation?

Finland!

Why donโ€™t mummies go on summer vacation?

Theyโ€™re afraid to relax and unwind!

 

What do you call a dog on the beach in the Summer?

A hot dog!

Italy got Hungary, Ate Turkey, Slipped on Greece, Broke China, Went shopping in Iceland, Got eaten by Wales!

Where do sheep go on vacation?

To the baaaaaahamas

Where do math teachers go on vacation?

To Times Square

 

Did you hear about the detective who lost his luggage?

It was a brief case!

What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?

Plane Chocolate!

Can I borrow a suitcase?

I only have a little trunk!

What washes up on tiny beaches?

Microwaves!

 

What did the beach say to the wave?

โ€œLong tide, no sea.โ€

Long tide, no sea

Why did Mickey Mouse take a trip into space?

He wanted to find Pluto!

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